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It's a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the Texas State Fair every year. It actually burned down last year, 2012. It was really scary........... Friend1: What are you guys talking about?
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go? Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex? Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him? Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down! Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead- |
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| 2. | Big Tex | ||
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1. If you get this crazy but prestigious nickname, you're probably a total badass that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates Califruities, has a foot long dick, and takes massive shits that put all men to shame. 2. A general name for a massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be classified as a Big Tex. 1. That's a LOT of guns.....
Of course, those belong to Big Tex. 2. Smells like someone took a Big Tex back there! 3. That's the biggest Tex I've ever seen..... |
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