It's a big statue of a cowboy that stands in the center of the Texas State Fair every year. It actually burned down last year, 2012. It was really scary...........
Friend1: What are you guys talking about?
Friend2: The Texas State Fair. Wanna go?
Friend1: Sound cool. Wait - what about Big Tex?
Friend2: You mean that big statue thing? what about him?
Friend1: didn't you hear? He burned down!
Friend2: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! -dead-
1. If you get this crazy but prestigious nickname, you're probably a total badass that owns 40 different types of guns, loves black jokes, hates Califruities, has a foot long dick, and takes massive shits that put all men to shame.
2. A general name for a massive shit, usually the size of a potato. Must have at least a 2" diameter and an 8" overall length to be classified as a Big Tex.
1. That's a LOT of guns.....
Of course, those belong to Big Tex.
2. Smells like someone took a Big Tex back there!
3. That's the biggest Tex I've ever seen.....