Kingston's uni 

Kingston's uni is a place where you get brutually molested by Zafar and Riccardo. Kingston's uni does voodoo in the labs in oder to keep the kids in the basement unaware of the outside world. It also provide a wide choice of spliffs directly from Riccardo which is THE plug in town.

Shit man I got raped by Khan yesterday at Kingston's uni

Kingston's uni by Charlotte Hamad February 27, 2024

A Kingston smoke 

The act of taking off your shirt and shoes to smoke a cigarette outdoors, most common in the Appalachian region accompanied with whiskey.

Looks like the games over, let’s head outside for a Kingston smoke!

A Kingston smoke by Joe Devito July 31, 2023

Kingston Speech 

1) When a person retaliates to a snide comment with a fancy reply.

Matt: Hey, man did you hear about when Rob called Sarah fat?
Kyle: Yeah, she went totally kingston speech on his arse.
Matt: Totally, she kept on going on about how he had no right to say that to her and he should be more respectful.

Kingston Speech by Durzan Amos December 9, 2008

Kingston school of art

A shite hole

Have you been to Kingston school of art? It’s a shit hole

Kingston school of art by Pseudonymyousee April 8, 2021

Kingston High School 

1.)The most Ghetto high school in the Hudson valley.

2.)the site of a movie called the Sisterhood of the Night which will be released in 2013.

3.)The cockroach capital of the world. The cockroach's population that mainly reside in the main building, that some students feed by leaving food in their classrooms or in the hall.

4.)The home to an excellent music department, and the Kingston High school Tiger Marching Band, the state champions of 2012.

1.) Kid from Rondout,"Damn those Kingston High School kids are ghetto"

2.) Cool kid "That school in the movie looks pretty cool, I wonder where it is"

3.) kid 1 " Ewwww, I just found a twizzler on the stairs!!!"

kid 2 " its probably for the cockroaches"

4.)I LOVE BAND!!!!!!

Kingston High School by nyan-nyan-nyan-woof? November 2, 2012

Kingston high school 

Actual garbage. The amount of roaches is ridiculous, I swear I outnumbers the entire student population. I was talking to a health teacher and about 1/4 of students in Khs have chlamydia so if you go here, get yourself tested! We have a wide cultural range, fortunately, so the student body doesn’t look all white and rich! The staff is a different story.

Also, a good spot to have sex is in the basement under the stairs or any of the main building bathrooms! Oh and don’t worry about pregnancy, we have a planned parenthood down the street for when you slip up. Only worry about std’s!

Overall, khs sucks ass but has a fantastic band. Go Kingston tiger marching band!

Freshman: ew tf is that shit
Sophomore: don’t worry about it, it’s just a used bloody condom with a roach in it. Kingston high school has a lot of them so get used to it.

Kingston high school by Onionsouphoe August 22, 2018

kingston high school 

Winner of the highly coveted "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award, Kingston High pulled through in the voting above Saugerties High and the assumed shoe-in Newburgh-Beacon. Said the school's Principal "We are pleasently suprised with the voting. Many of us thought it was impossible with our up-to-date facilities, well-trained Faculty & staff, high White Middle/Upper class to a small (23%) Black minority (many of which aren't even that Thug, seriously, its like they don't even try.), compared to Newburgh at least. However, we aren't going to get cocky and go after, say Most Ghetto School in New York" she said with a knowing wink.

However, all is not well in KHS, as its Esteemed and Exclusive Volcano Worshipper's club was shut down by its creators, after the descition that the club was filled with idiot scene girls after 2008.

Said one of the founders (Who wishes to remain anonymous.) "They were totally non-thug and noncrunk. And they don't even know the definition of 'Neck'. As a matter of fact, thier sheer usage of the word 'Neck' is a neck in itself. Neck."

"It is our privlege to award this years "Most Ghetto School in the Hudson Valley" award to Kingston High School."-Leroy Jenkins, president of The New York Endowment for Ghetto Schools

kingston high school by HockeyMonkey89 October 18, 2010