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Sarah gave Jamie the best king wash last night
by Secretsouls July 21, 2017
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Someone who is a damn king but is caught in a trance of doing some legitimately fried shit by means of intoxication or sleep deprivation
Trevie: That fool Evan got fucked up last night and bought the whole bar rounds of shots

Skibby: Yeah because is a damn Washed King
by neighborhoodasshole April 12, 2022
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The best in the business for Washing shit fast as fuck! Also known for 1%ers in working on bikes and riding bikes
Oh shit G those are the Truck Wash Kings
Becareful you don't brush the bugs in the truck the truck wash kings might make fun of you and rape you. Truck Wash Kings
by Silkett October 18, 2020
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