gothic king cobra 

twu rip homeboy scotty

what is up fellow youtoooobers, its ya boy gothic king cobra here about to do a dominos pizza order that is most definitely whats up trust and believe.

gothic king cobra by joestarjoe May 24, 2020

King Cobra 

A person with snake like qualities (usually of Pakistani descent) who stirs the pot, sets friends up against each other and slithers out of all situations with straight up bullshit!

Look at that King Cobra slithering about spewing his venom between his friends.

King Cobra by Whatsyachops September 18, 2017

King Cobra 

A fine malt liquor to share among friend to enhance life's special moments. A subtle blend of hobo pee and repressed memory, never pair with raisin balls. Or your dad's balls. No balls.

Beth and Nicole drank their King Cobra, knowing that at that moment, the pinnacle of their whole life had been reached, and there was no greater joy than this bum swill and good friends.

King Cobra by BethArgy July 18, 2015

King Cobra 

A brand of Malt Liquor produced by Anheuser-Busch particularly being in forty ounce bottles. Very inexpensive and smooth tasting.

Hey grab me one of those forties...Yeah, the King Cobra...

King Cobra by Jeffrey M. April 16, 2006

King Cobra 

An extra large turd that, once deployed, coils around the bottom of the toilet bowl with the last two inches appearing above the water line.

I clogged the toilet..the king cobra strikes again!

King Cobra by tunofun March 2, 2011

King Cobra 

Cheap 40 of Malt Liquor.

Ya Kno: Grab me a 40
True: Yea kid, what kind?
Ya Kno: King Cobra
True: True

King Cobra by Get Money September 28, 2005

king cobra shit

When you take a shit so large, the end sticks out of the water like a snake hissing.

"What took you so long?"
"Relax man, I had to take a King Cobra Shit."

king cobra shit by PeaTearGriffin June 12, 2005