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king kong balls

King kong balls is literally a monkey with fucking balls and they made it into a statue in a place.
Person 1 : Yo dude have you seen the statue of king kong balls?
Person 2 : Yoo yeah I really wanna go there and take a picture of it.

King Kong balls

It’s the most beautiful statue you will ever lay your sparkling orbs on. This statue is one of the great King Kong with balls like steel. One look at his massive juicy watermelon like balls and you will start watering at the mouth. Famous YouTuber Schlatt has made it his mission to buy every single ball out there. Long live the king. #fundtheballs
Ayo let’s go see king Kong balls so we can fondle the fuck out of his balls.
King Kong balls by Megaballfondler November 9, 2021

King Midas balls 

Golden ball syndrome
King Midas balls are very very good and yummy
King Midas balls by King Crowe April 15, 2022

king dick on ball mountain 

someone who thinks he's the shit.
That fucker thinks he's king dick on ball mountain, but he is not
It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.
Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.
Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009
Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

Nerd neck 

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.
What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!
Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019
Word of the Day on June 25, 2026