KILO

The metric version of pounding a female in her most desperate state

AKA: To bang a rebound, no strings, no emotional attachments, just in... and out.

Rodger: "Dang man, Tiffany just broke up with her boyfriend and has been super desperate recently."
Clark: "Wow! Sounds like a KILO opportunity to me"

by Nanreij Haimerek March 1, 2018

Chonder Kilos

The excessive weight put on by a girl once she gets comfortable in a relationship.

"Last I heard you were engaged, have you got married yet?"
"Fuck no, I had to do a runner after the cunt stacked on the Chonder Kilos"

by Rizwich September 24, 2012

Papi Kilo

Someone that is smooth with the ladies. Mainly because he has money and drugs

That Papi Kilo in VIP is fucking up the ratio out here.

by Sly Ky July 20, 2009

Kilo-Fuck

A unit of measuring how much some one got fucked over

Wow did you see that, he got totally Kilo-Fucked

by Glenjamin87 August 10, 2009

Kilo (or Key)

In this reference a Kilo would be 2.2 pounds worth of drugs which is one of the largest most used measurements when it comes to cocaine and marijuana. Most big dealers deal in multiple amount of kilos 20-40 a month. Medium dealers deal in 1-5 kilos a month and small dealers deal only in grams, some never to see a kilo of anything. A Kilo of cocoaine has a street worth of $18,000-$25,000 with a purchase price of $12,000-$15,000. A Kilo of Marijuana (or a brick because it is shrink-wrapped and vaccuum sealed for transport like Folgers coffee) has a street value of $2000. It can be purchased in bulk for about 60% of that value which is a fair price. Many dealers and middlemen involved in the life talk about "Kilo's" in the phonetically similar "key" and speak as locksmiths or keys as "car keys" you have to drop off to a customer.

Man 1: It's been nice talking to you but I have to go see a man about some keys (kilo's). I have my locksmith with me (trusted friend).
Man 2: (Understanding the metaphor but confusing the conversation in case they are being eavesdropped on) OK.. swing by when you finish. We'll put them keys on a ring when you get back. (Meaning we will divide and bag up the drugs when you return.)

by Johnny Bravo April 23, 2005

Kilo G

This appears to be an acquaintance of Eazy E.

A car pulls up, who can it be?
A fresh El Camino rolled, Kilo G

Kilo G looked up and gave a grin
He yelled out "FIRE!", then came Suzi
The bitch came in with a sub-machine Uzi

by DJ Who-Kid May 25, 2007

kilo titties

when your best friends mom's boobs are so big you can rack a kilo of cocaine on them.

Dude look at your moms kilo titties!

by soggydoggy April 4, 2009