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20.
Another word for EPIC. It means good, or sick.
Guy 1- Hey man, did you see the new DaveDays Video?
Guy 2- Yah it was pretty Kife.
by stargirll3 April 20, 2009
 
1.
Steal, rob, take, swipe. See Kifed, Kifing.
I was going to kife her sunglasses, but took her wallet instead.
by noyoucrazydutch March 30, 2004
 
2.
Pussy. Literally
Hamza gets ton of kife. vagina
by Uziman4kife February 06, 2013
 
3.
the word to use for anything negative. putting words like gay, dumb, fucking stupid all into one word.
bob- "did you go see that movie last night?"

fred- " yeah, don't go watch it... it's Kife!"
by harviedo November 18, 2007
 
4.
A common mispronunciation of the word "kipe."

'kipe' definition: to steal, pilfer, or swipe something of small value

If fading use. primarily regional to the American Pacific Northwest. From the Old English "kip", menaing "to snatch" or "to take hold of". Probably originally from the Old Norse "kippa", meaning to "to snatch", "to tug on", or "to pull on".
Joe: Don't kife my beer. I'll be right back
Jane: I think you meant to say kipe, and I'll guard it for you.
Joe: Oh, I'm sorry. Thank you, Jane.
by forthegoodofeducation1944 June 30, 2011
 
5.
Something that is gross or shitty
that chick is really kife, i can't believe you licked her asshole

that nickelback concert was kife, why did we even go

that bong hit was totally kife, im gonna puke

by andy sanchez32 February 19, 2009
 
6.
To kife means to steal or jack someone else's stuff.
My ex kifed all my cd's when she moved out.
by Misaacs May 23, 2007
 
7.
Complete and utter crap
that modular scarfoses is kife
by tnesia April 17, 2004