Function: adjective
Slang : remarkably good, cool or sophisticated but with an unobtainable or rare quality.
Tween girl may say, "Amarissa's Fendi handbag is so kiev! Did you know her dad is rich and bought it for her Bat Mitzvah?"

Upon seeing a Saleen S281 Supercharged Mustang smoke some rubber at the stoplight, teenage boys may say, "Dude, that car is soooo kiev! I wish my parents would buy me one for graduation."

In college I said, "Girl friend! This kind bud is so kiev that my vinny-van is buzzing for the Flaa-man. Light another one and pass the bon-bons!"
by Bébé Schwartz November 2, 2006
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When one holds open their japs eye, dips their cock in melted garlic butter and then rolls it in breadcrumbs before having sex.
She eat The Kiev for dinner tonight,

I gave her a Kiev-ing
by machomeat July 11, 2009
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Function: adjective
Slang : remarkably good, cool or sophisticated but with an unobtainable or rare quality.
Tween girl may say, "Amarissa's Fendi handbag is so kiev! Did you know her dad is rich and bought it for her Bat Mitzvah?"

Upon seeing a Saleen S281 Supercharged Mustang smoke some rubber at the stoplight, teenage boys may say, "Dude, that car is soooo kiev! I wish my parents would buy me one for graduation."

In college I said, "Girl friend! This kind bud is so kiev that my vinny-van is buzzing for the Flaa-man. Light another one and pass the bon-bons!"
by Bébé Schwartz November 2, 2006
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A girl who enjoys the pleasures of man meat.
"Cut that girl in half she'd look like a kiev"

"That Bitch is a Kiev man, you dont wana dip your dobber in that"

"Dude stick your wik in that and you'll be stirring another mans porridge, shes pure kiev"
by Iain Fox April 17, 2008
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actually the best chicken substitute money can buy. especially when purchased from Morrisons in Cromer. one amazing meal can be conjured up from kievs. try it.
kid-whats for tea?
mum-chicken kievs and chips
kid-fuck the chips bitch, just give me kievs you hoe/slut!
by sophie kowalyk October 21, 2007
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A Moscow Mule, but cringier because it ignores the nuances of geopolitics and has no material affect on the war in Ukraine!
"Let's drop the Moscow and call it a Kiev Mule... Russia does't deserve such a yummy drink."
by Dadhole June 16, 2022
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