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Dick Kicking 

/dik/ /ˈkikiNG/

Originating from the physical feeling of being sacked, Dick Kicking is also synonymous with the emotion one feels working a corporate 9-5 gig.
"Man this sales job really incorporates alot of dick kicking"
Dick Kicking by DukeTokes November 15, 2022

kickin' it with my dick in it

to 'hang out' with your penis in something... usually a girl's mouth or vagina

similar to "rockin' out with my cock out" or "hangin' out with my wang out". except the penis is 'in' not 'out'
hey dude what are you doing with that girl?

not much, just kickin' it with my dick in it

Kickin' it with my Dick in it! 

Another fun filled way of expressing your current state of being. Usually, one who is on some kind of psychoactive chemical or a cocktail of mind altering substances. This term is used to express the lack of doing anything of importance when asked if you are busy or unavailable. This term originated in norther california and unfortunately has graced the ears of very few. i.e see "rocking out with my cock out" and "hanging out with my wang out". Society was in desperate need of a better way to express ones current state without resorting to overused, cliched terms from far too many movies.

This term was originally coined by a young man named Andrew Hopson. Growing increasingly fed up with hearing commonly overused saying some jack off hear on a movie, Andrew Hopson decided it was time for the world to have something better, funnier, and unique. Only the few who have been exposed to this wonderous play on words, dare try using it in everyday communication. Watch it pop up in a movie now and than it's no good. So is, the way of the world.
"Hey bro, what are u up to man?"
"Not a damn thing man, just "Kickin' it with my Dick in it!"
"Alright, well is it cool if I roll through?"
"yeah man, like I said, just chillin here at my spot"
"Alright bro, u got a 40 u can get rid of?"
"I'll have it ready when u get here brah"
"wood"
"no worries brother"
"alright bud see u soon"
A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
Word of the Day on July 24, 2026

Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
Word of the Day on July 23, 2026
The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.
Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.
jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006
Word of the Day on July 22, 2026