Cheap 5.9 percent alcohol beer that poor college students and frat boys drink. However it tastes better than other ice beers like natty ice and even bud ice to some.
Ted: I ended up fucking Terry last night.
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
Casey: Oh god that mess. Whyyyy
Ted: I had like 8 keystone ices last night.
Casey: Ahh, that explains. That's still disgusting though.
Ted: ....I know
by lxatu August 17, 2010
Rick}Dude, last night I drank 6 Keystones and was waisted.
Douche BagDude, you're a pussy.
RickKeystone Ice
Douche BagAhh
Douche BagDude, you're a pussy.
RickKeystone Ice
Douche BagAhh
by Egolistick November 18, 2004
A drinking game. Heres the rules:
somebody will challenge you to this game. not accepting the challenge makes you look soft, so its almost never turned down. the challenger will supply you with a keystone light.
1) You must drink a keystone light in under 1 minute, if you go over a minute, you lose.
2) the can cannot touch your lips or face, if it does, you lose.
3) there must be a constant steady flow of keystone pouring out of the can. if the flow stops, you lose.
4) Some spillage is allowed.
5) If you lose, you must give the person who challenged you your hat(if wearing one) AND left shoe. the challenger decides when to give back the hat and shoe, usually its later in the party.
6) If you win, the challenger must give you another keystone light and announce that you "won that keystone!" you are then allowed to announce to your friends that you "won that keystone!"
somebody will challenge you to this game. not accepting the challenge makes you look soft, so its almost never turned down. the challenger will supply you with a keystone light.
1) You must drink a keystone light in under 1 minute, if you go over a minute, you lose.
2) the can cannot touch your lips or face, if it does, you lose.
3) there must be a constant steady flow of keystone pouring out of the can. if the flow stops, you lose.
4) Some spillage is allowed.
5) If you lose, you must give the person who challenged you your hat(if wearing one) AND left shoe. the challenger decides when to give back the hat and shoe, usually its later in the party.
6) If you win, the challenger must give you another keystone light and announce that you "won that keystone!" you are then allowed to announce to your friends that you "won that keystone!"
by ChaDMcBaDD September 6, 2009
The name of the weight that someone puts on when they gain weight in college. Similar to beer belly and freshman fifteen.
by Brent_N July 20, 2008
by absdude July 11, 2008
Similar to how every cloud has a silver lining, every picture of drunks has a can of Keystone light in it.
Tammy: My picture doesn't have Keystone Lighting in it because it's just of my face.
Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
Mark: Yeah but you can see a reflection of a can in your pupils, and your face says it all.
by Webster42 February 20, 2009
The person in a large gathering of strangers and acquaintances that knows everyone and brought them together.
I went out to a bar with my friend John and a bunch of other people I didn't know. It was some people from John's work, a few of John's college roommates and one of his friends from home. We all didn't know each other, but John was the keystone friend.
by Paul Furfari March 10, 2007