by Keystoner December 30, 2010
The best overall college beer. Good taste, yet you can drink it till the sun comes up, and its only like 13 bucks for 30 of them.
I woke up at 1pm and drank keystone till 6am while smoking blunts of the chronic every couple hours but didnt pass out because keystone allows you to consume record amounts of beer and feel fine the next day.
by Chuck January 6, 2005
The keystone is known as a stone that holds certain materials together in a bridge or arch. The keystone is also in correlation with the commonwealth of Pennsylvania (PA) including road signs and government department logos. Pennsylvania was named "The Keystone State" after its pivotal role in the civil war between the north and south. This unofficial term can also be used to refer to a native Pennsylvanian or it can be used as a sentence enhancer in multiple forms/tenses such as Keystonin, Keystoned, etc...
Jim: Hey what's up my keystoners do yinz wanna take a trip to Latrobe?
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
Others: Sure Jim we wouldn't mind Keystonin around for a little bit.
Harold: After that we can all go to dougs bar and get a couple beers while getting Key-stoned together.
by JettGoss April 11, 2023
by TheAppleZ January 24, 2007
A keyston is smart sweet fresh annoying a know it all and the best person you could ever meet in life they are someone you can count on and depend on they can help you in almost any situation they hate showing off at times but they do it anyway low key they are a best friend for life
by Shameless self August 19, 2018
the act of bringing cheap beer to a party and then drinking somebody elses beer and leaving yours for the host to drink later.
Clara: Hey George grab me a beer.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.
George: We're out of beer, all we have left is Darby's keystones.
George: looks like he keystoned us again.
by freak90 December 9, 2008
He was so keystoned he couldnt even walk.
After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
After two bowls and 8 keystones, he was keystoned out of his mind.
by Drobnizzle February 22, 2008