Being a complete wastman, and very likely to make a complete fool out of himself.
Someone who can only talk if able to use derogitory words such as "oi dickhead/pussyole".

"hey man did you hear Johnny did a Keval last night"
"oh really what did he do?"
"he tripple crowned himself and was then caught masterbating in a cave!"
"haha what a keval"

ALSO "he's such a Keval"
and

"that guy just called me a fassio!"

- "what a Keval"

Keval by Carte Blanche December 3, 2009

Related Words

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Keval

When someone's face appears older than it should.

That girl has a good body but that's one keval face

Keval by Mr_Durban March 14, 2014

Keval

He is THE MAN ! Not like any ordinary Person bitches, he is THE MAN. He has got the biggest cock of all time and yes you heard that right bitch.

A Keval can make ya'll laugh the most and he is destined to find the love of his life by this way as well.

He is too OP and ya'll should subscribe to Pewdiepie.

KEVAL IS LORD
WORSHIP TO GOD KEVAL

Keval by biradar November 24, 2021

The Keval

A type of dance originated in Rexdale, Toronto, Canada where a person with thurst their hips in a 'humping' motion has the dancers arm move rapidly up and down.

Did you see steve at the club last night? He got the whole place to do The Keval

The Keval by TRXmaster November 23, 2009

The Keval

The classic prank populated in the early 21st century by AJ "the Animal" Keval, characterized by the "tell your team not to show up for the important meeting with the VP and get them all fired" gag.

"Did you hear about Tim? He got the Keval right in the culo."

The Keval by roderick ang January 2, 2008

Kevahn

basicilly a kid with a huge dick. looks great, smells great, and all the ladies want him. great at sports also. great sense of humor. has great hair and can be arrogant at times.

Kevahn is so cute!

Kevahn by ladylove169 June 17, 2013

crunchy

Adjective. Used to describe persons who have adjusted or altered their lifestyle for environmental reasons. Crunchy persons tend to be politically strongly left-leaning and may be additionally but not exclusively categorized as vegetarians, vegans, eco-tarians, conservationists, environmentalists, neo-hippies, tree huggers, nature enthusiasts, etc.

Also used to describe establishments where alternative foods and products are sold, i.e. natural food stores.

Modified derivative of granola.

"I need more crunchy guys in my life. I'm so tired of dating preppy metrosexual assholes."

"I'm heading out to the crunchy store to pick up some fair trade chocolate and tea tree oil, do you need anything?"

crunchy by EBC July 11, 2007

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Galantir

A group of people, typically women, searching through someone’s digital footprint in order to find more information about that person.

Susie wasn’t sure if her new Hinge match was a creep, so she assembled Galantir and they found out he used to post slurs on gaming forums.

Galantir by Ge-sus September 22, 2026

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murderhobo

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.

DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.

murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021

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