A stray bit of semen that gets dried up in your beard after you sling a batch, similar to a dingleberry.
I can't believe I didn't notice the patch of cream kernels on my chin before I went out. Boy was I embarrassed when my friend said it looks like I had a dandelion on my face.
by JimmyAndBen January 18, 2009
I was hunting kernels last night with the old lady. Pulled a few out and wiped em off with her new blouse.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
Man I might as well have been a corn farmer last night cause I was seriously hunting kernels with that filthy whore.
by Dick Onchin November 10, 2020
With just one finger, Steve was able to locate and extract the hairy kernel that had been eluding him all meeting long.
by John E August 5, 2005
An extremely large mistake in regards to one's academic lifestyle. Extremely popular in Canada's capital of Ottawa, Ontario, this term originated from a school which hosted an unnecessarily rigorous academic program which caused so much strife among its population that the school name was turned into a common slang term.
Honestly, I shouldn't have made a kernel bye and taken AP chemistry... I'm almost flunking the class.
by Quazister January 26, 2018
Diarrhoea (or diarrhea, depending on your linguistic preference). Contrast with core dump, which is solid.
by varn_ix July 17, 2008
Where you deep fry your dick before getting head and after nutting she says “it’s finger licking good”
George: Have you tried the kernel sander?
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head
Kate: No
George: *dips dick in frying oil*
George: now give me head
by Ur brother a mother March 13, 2018
The inevitabely large amount of still edible popcorn that ends up in/ around your lap, crotch and surrounding area(s). Usually happens while watching a movie or TV and You are far too consumed with what is happening on-screen to notice what's falling out of your hands and/ or suckhole.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
Is usually eaten when found, but is sometimes discarded on the floor with the candy wrappers.
1: Scott should pay attention to his food a little better, he's gonna have a mountain of crotch kernels to clean up.
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
2a: Dude, you just ate crotch kernels!
2b: So? They're mine!
by Dan "The Brucey" Murray March 26, 2012