While at a bar, the act of saying something so off the wall to a chick that it leaves you and your friends around you instantaniously no chance of scoring.
Kurt: Joe, this is my friend Sarah.
Joe: So Sarah, you going to give me a blowjob tonight or what?
EXAMPLE: Last night at the bar Joe was such a Keough it ruined any chances I had with scoring with that hot chick.
Joe: So Sarah, you going to give me a blowjob tonight or what?
EXAMPLE: Last night at the bar Joe was such a Keough it ruined any chances I had with scoring with that hot chick.
by bert digler April 9, 2007
by PompanoRyan August 8, 2005
An all girls high school which execpts some of the dumbests, annoying, and dramatic bitches, sluts, whores, hoes, liers, and much more. They also have a horrible soccer team. There is a lot better schools out there.
by soccerplayya:) December 13, 2010
A Simon keough Jack is a shit name , but as soon as you see this person you realise.. ‘wow he has a hedge on his head’ often mistaken for a fat lesbian.
Side note : usually in debt.
Don’t be like Simon.
Side note : usually in debt.
Don’t be like Simon.
by Qwertyuiii April 28, 2018
Simon Keough Jack is also a name for a shit YouTuber. Probably in debt and mushroom hair. Also has the potential to be mistaken for a fat lesbian.
by Wancle June 22, 2018