The Kentucky Johnsson

When you put BBQ dip/sauce on your penis and someone sucks your penis

your dick needs some spice. Yes ma'am. Time to do the kentucky johnsson

by Kentucky Expert September 12, 2020

Kentucky Flamethrower

The act of injecting gasoline into the tip of your sexual partners penis to create the hottest moneyshot.

I gave her a Kentucky Flamethrower.

by zEvilLord October 26, 2015

Kentucky Finger Trap

when you dock with a gump

i got myself stuck in a kentucky finger trap yesterday

by Sexy man is good January 5, 2023

Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it

We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment

by goodisfed December 17, 2022

Kentucky Musket

When you soak a tampon in your choice of liquor and have a male friend ram it up your ass.

I was feeling a little down today so I decided to Kentucky Musket some gin with Brad.

by Sneakirafiki July 7, 2022

kentucky dildo derby

When you and your 5 closest pals go to the local high school track and have a relay race but instead of using a baton, you use a dildo. The beginner must start with the dildo in his ass and pass it to the next guy by inserting it into his ass himself and so forth until the last runner makes it back.

I'm still sore from that Kentucky Dildo Derby last week.

by PeterPoot69 June 27, 2017

Kentucky Logic

When a person's logical does not make any sense at all.

John: I think 2+2=19
Adam: That's Kentucky Logic

by Sir Henry Doyle June 22, 2021