7 definitions by goodisfed

Coomscrolling

Verb:
Similar to doomscrolling in that you scroll through a feed mindlessly. But instead of scrolling past what is mostly bad news. You scroll through a feed of pornography, likely while masterbating.

Jerry was stuck in a loop of coomscrolling through reddit.

by goodisfed January 4, 2023

Arizona furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something in the middle of the road, on a highway to get hit by a car.

"we gave our old dog sparky the Arizona furniture treatment"

by goodisfed December 17, 2022

Faggot

Someone who makes their sexual/gender identity their own personality.
it doesn't matter if they are gay or straight.

Person 1: "I'm a queer, transgender, Communist. She/they"
Person 2: "I'm a Straight, cis, liberal"
Person 3: wow your both faggots!

by goodisfed April 18, 2022

pornified

The state in which one's sexual desires have been distorted from what is natural and instead towards what is depicted in porn.

Jerry has been watching porn for so long that his whole self had become pornified

by goodisfed April 4, 2023

white supremist

A phrase that in definition describes someone who believes that people with white skin are inherently better than people with non-white skin.

However, this is used today by some to describe anyone and everything that goes against Marxist teachings

Person A: The Nation should only be inhabited by white people
Person B: You Are a white supremist

Person C: I believe that I should be able to just live my life and as long as I'm not harming someone I'm fine.
Person B: You Are a white supremist

by goodisfed November 8, 2021

Kentucky furniture treatment

Verb: to leave something on the side of the Ride In a state where no one will claim it

We gave our old dog sparky the Kentucky furniture treatment

by goodisfed December 17, 2022

ASSNUS

(N). A Holiday on June 25th where the event depends on the weather.

(Adj). A person is an Ass who knows nothing about how Uber works and decides to shit on the drivers face and flushes the toilet. somehow

A: Did you get me anything, today is ASSNUS
B: no, what is that
A: you ASSNUS

by goodisfed February 11, 2022