The original swoley mammoth. Swims like an absolute beast in the water. Michael Phelps only wishes he had abbs like he does. He takes off his shirt and Arnold Schwarzenegger gets self conscious. He knows how to tear up the track, usain bolt wishes he was as fast as Kenny. He rocks a stick shift so good Vin Diesel watches him over and over again. He don't say much. He lets his actions speak louder than his words. But when he does talk its either so funny you'll crap yourself or doesn't make any sense to anyone but him. He looks out for his own because he knows his own looks out for him. And for that hes grateful. When you get Kenny to open up, prepare for a good time. And when he takes off his shirt, prepare for swolness.
by Theswoleymammoth December 4, 2015
by Omgish July 12, 2008
A kind-hearted guy, usually with a passion for anything he can do with his hands, and loves making people smile. Be forewarned: if you are in a relationship with a Kenny, be expecting it to be passionate. They are usually great lovers in more ways than one, are usually perfectionists and pay great attention to detail. Usually prefers full figured women. Has a great memory, rarely forgets dates, songs, any little thing of significance to their significant other. Over-all, a great person to date or be in a relationship with. It's hard not to love a Kenny.
"Girrrrrrl, I just found this dude, and he actually thinks I'm just so pretty. He's kind and treats me like a goddess!"
"Is it a Kenny?"
"No doubt!"
"Is it a Kenny?"
"No doubt!"
by ItsCNasty November 21, 2011
Kenny. Is an amazingly dirty South Park charactar. He dies frequently and has a huge parka which covers most of his body and forces his voice to be muffled.
by DeathSorcerer508 June 14, 2014
A guy who you will think is amazing because you find he is easy to talk to, he always remembers small things about you, drives really well, teaches you little things and plays music for you. You will find him to be an amazing lover who is always there for you until one day he isn't anymore. He will break your heart. He will always come in and out of your life because he will never do better than you but one day he will do something you can't forgive him for.
Girl 1: "I totally met this awesome guy Kenny last night. He was so easy to talk to and super hot.
Girl 2: "I dated a Kenny one time. Totally broke my heart."
Girl 2: "I dated a Kenny one time. Totally broke my heart."
by Lemon squeezed sunshine January 15, 2012
1. Someone who is always at risk of death
2. Someone who dies in every episode of a TV Show or other media
2. Someone who dies in every episode of a TV Show or other media
by Cargo_Beep_Beep September 12, 2020
by Iloveket123 September 23, 2018