3 definitions by Theswoleymammoth
(self care emergency medical technique)
The act of shoving your thumb in to an open wound to prevent bleeding to death after running slap rounds through your budget .50 cal and having it explode in your face. the maneuver was first popularized by Scott from Kentucky ballistics after his weapon blew up in his face.
The act of shoving your thumb in to an open wound to prevent bleeding to death after running slap rounds through your budget .50 cal and having it explode in your face. the maneuver was first popularized by Scott from Kentucky ballistics after his weapon blew up in his face.
Bro1: are you ready to test fire the AK50?
Bro two: yep I got my tourniquets, my safety googles and two Kentucky plugs. LETS DO THIS!!!
Bro two: yep I got my tourniquets, my safety googles and two Kentucky plugs. LETS DO THIS!!!
by Theswoleymammoth May 20, 2021
A beautiful woman who is skilled in combat and the art of war. Lovely, intelligent, and affectionate, but also won't hesitate to dismember you if you fight for evil. Battle babes make the best companions because they always have your 6 and won't judge you for spending money on weapons and armor.
Person 1: I met this girl at the gun range, she's really pretty and good at shooting.
Person 2: sounds like you have a battle babe. Better not cheat on her, she could end you from another zip code.
Person 2: sounds like you have a battle babe. Better not cheat on her, she could end you from another zip code.
by Theswoleymammoth May 14, 2020
The original swoley mammoth. Swims like an absolute beast in the water. Michael Phelps only wishes he had abbs like he does. He takes off his shirt and Arnold Schwarzenegger gets self conscious. He knows how to tear up the track, usain bolt wishes he was as fast as Kenny. He rocks a stick shift so good Vin Diesel watches him over and over again. He don't say much. He lets his actions speak louder than his words. But when he does talk its either so funny you'll crap yourself or doesn't make any sense to anyone but him. He looks out for his own because he knows his own looks out for him. And for that hes grateful. When you get Kenny to open up, prepare for a good time. And when he takes off his shirt, prepare for swolness.
by Theswoleymammoth December 4, 2015