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10.
A pill form of amphetamine (speed) found in South East Asia. In Thailand, it is also called YaMa (horse pill) or YaBa (crazy pill).
The pill is usually placed in a gum foil paper that is made into a boat shape. Flame is applied to the foil paper to get rid of carbon and other unwanted chemicals. The user then uses adjusted lighter to apply heat under the foil paper, and suck in the smoke once the pill starts to melt via a small sized water bong called 'Jo'.
Kemp smells wonderful, just like vanilla and strawberry combined.
by Biosphere February 10, 2005
 
1.
An occupational surname bestowed upon a strong man who was a champion at jousting or wrestling. Derived from the Middle English word 'kempe,' which came from Old English 'cempa,' meaning 'warrior' or 'champion.'

That Kemp is the baddest mother fucker I've ever seen in my life!
by GDKII November 25, 2005
 
2.
KEM-ps
N.

A card game in which players trade cards in a circle attempting to gain 4 of the same cards wilst also signaling to their partner that they have 4 of a kind. If the signal is seeing and the partner calls "Kemps!" the team wins. However, if a player of the opposing team see's the signal and calls "Kemps!" the player signaling loses. For more fun, you can fake a signal to attempt to throw other teams out. If a fake signal is spoted and called, then the team that called the Kemps is out.
Jon, you want to go play Kemps with Ben and Agnes?

KEMPS! We win! Good signal Jon.
by iThizz July 13, 2006
 
3.
To power clean a (usually intoxicated) person, then split jerk them and throw them off the top of a houseboat into the water. Usually done as a punishment for poor or unruly behaviour (such as knocking drinks out of partiers' hands), for threatening to fight (and actually fighting) inanimate objects, and for sucking at drinking games. Also sometimes done because fuck you that's why.
"If Jaime knocks one more beer out of my hand, I'm going to kemp the shit out of him."

"If Riley doesn't stop talking about how great the Liberal Party is, I'm absolutely kemping his ass."
by aquaholic_anonymous July 23, 2013
 
4.
A customized automobile, usually full bodied, not a hotrod. Sometimes misspelled as "kimp", these cars are also called lead sleds due to the amount of lead filler used in the customizing process.
Groovy kemp, dad, can I get a ride ?
by Rockadoodle February 02, 2011
 
5.
When you piss in a girls ass and she stands up and then you drink it out afterwards
Johnny: Dude, I heard Leon gave Jenny a Kemp the other day!
George: That's fucking nasty, dude!
by Deedee2233 December 20, 2013
 
6.
Kemp is a state of mind where nothing other that fornication wth any living soul matters. This included both sex's; male and female. Past studies show that most contact made while "kemp" attitudes are in place tend to be with the opposite sex or small farm animals.
"Look at that bloke he's kemping a chicken"

"Look i'm just not interested, i'm not kemp, i'm not gay"
by Ali Mcelhoney April 29, 2007
 
7.
A coagulation or Buildup of vaginal fluid that turns into a damp gelatinous state during intercourse and collects on the base of a man’s penis and balls.
I was fucking becky so long I had a significant amount of kemp on my nuts after we were done.
by greenMarine July 17, 2012