kelp Shake means pee
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on
More often to pee in someones mouth
Getting kelpshaked, the act of getting peed on
Mmmm tastes like kelp shake!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!
hey man you just tossed your dick rag full of kelp shake on my face!!
Who lives in a dick rag under the sea? Kelp Shake Peed man!!!
by TheKelpShaker March 3, 2018
Assistance solving a problem that is not requested, not needed, not appreciated and not useful but cannot be refused (frequently from a boss or spouse).
It took him an extra two hours to restore the server because of the kelp from his supervisor. She insisted on kelping him install the new kitchen sink. The project was delayed because it was all kelped up.
by CKJ September 9, 2006
by Beebsy_ December 14, 2022
When someone is in such over reactive distress that they cannot speak clearly and attempt to say Send Help.
by hottstepper November 21, 2019
A really pussy kid who doesnt do anything bad. You usually use it to convince somone to do somthing bad or say it after they are acting pussy
Person1: lets go steal stuff from savemart.
Person2: (plays a fake ringtone and is pretending to talk to his mom)Uh hello,ok bye. sorry guys i have to go home.
Person1:GAVID,gavid KELP!
Person2: (plays a fake ringtone and is pretending to talk to his mom)Uh hello,ok bye. sorry guys i have to go home.
Person1:GAVID,gavid KELP!
by schs/kelp July 21, 2010
A female character from the Snorks cartoon. She is the love interest of Allstar Seaworthy, and is a very brave girl. Her best friend is Daffney Gillfin.
"Aawww! I loved that definition!" - Casey Kelp
by Ryan900USAYT September 24, 2022
While out at a venue that encourages dancing (ie, the bar) you will often see Kelp Girls in segregated groups. Their choices in footwear, and sometimes clothing, make movement difficult. Their shoes inhibit movement, and thus, while looking out into a crowded dance floor, you will see women swaying and wiggling to the music without their feet ever shifting from their inital position. The effect is that of kelp and other seaweed, moving in the currents of the water.
by Arualav May 23, 2011