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71.
A Nickname For A Gay Male With Long Dark Hair, Usually Has An Obsession With Xbox Live + Loves His iPod Too Much. Gets Called Fat & Ugly Alot But Really He Isn't. Also A Kelly Likes Men. :)
OMG Get Off Your Xbox Kelly !
Kelly Your So Gay . . .
Kelly Put Down Your iPod Already
Haha Kelly Is Fat & Ugly !
Kelly Likes Men !
by lmaodude! February 24, 2010
 
72.
slightly neurotic, frequently self-obsessed but well meaning medium hot chick in her mid to late thirties, hoping to someday be a former crackhead, immersed in recovery
no thanks, man, I'll just have a kool aid - don't wanna be a Kelly
by goldilocks10 February 06, 2010
 
73.
The name one would give their daughter if they knew, in advance that she would be a whorish degenerate loser.
Mother: "Aww honey it's a girl!"
Father: " Yes, and what a whorish degenerate loser one too!"
Mother: "lets name her Kelly then"
Father: "Agreed!"
by HateBucket April 06, 2010
 
74.
the art of being a complete failure in every aspect of life
wow you are really good at kellying your life
by KIKA876 February 08, 2010
 
75.
1. the office ditz
2. a brunette or redhead that acts like a blonde
1. We have a new sales rep that got tranferred from Utah and Kelly asked him if he spoke Mormon.
2. Vanessa Hudgens, Drew Barrymore, and almost every woman that's been on The View are kellys.
by your dog March 12, 2008
 
76.
kelly is the name used by a ten cent whore and is most often defined as a fat assed girl dreaming of pumkins not as a coach but as in huge greasy pies that will add to the zits on their face hoping to find a blind man to read the bumps on her face that say "I'm a pig and it's good that you're blind so you can't see how fucking hideous the craters on my fat ass match my face. Really just another whore but cannot supply change for a quarter so she has to settle for being a true slut and charging a dime because she cannot sing at all.
Dude, that decease ridden kelly the ten cent whore , took on the New Orleans Saints for a dollar last nite and let them all have seconds for free as a bonus for being the second rated super bowl winners !!
by momma's boy grown all up February 08, 2010
 
77.
Slang term for ketamine
let's snort some kelly.
by Vostok October 30, 2007