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12.
a rare gay smelling uncommom cheese found in the depts of santry.tinks he owns every girl in the world but hes secretly gay,dats rite i no gary.
can i have roll wit ham,kells & a bit of mayo. i love my hair.
by dutch gold man October 14, 2003
 
1.
Shortened nickname of R&B artist R. Kelly.
Guy 1: So dude, check out Kell's "Trapped in the Closet" yet?
Guy 2: Oh yeah, that man's a FREAK.
by G-Style July 28, 2005
 
2.
In reference to any weed related matter, often used as a code word. It can be used in many aspects, referring to: what, how much or how high one gets.
1. wanna' get some kell?

2. aww man I'm totally kell'd right now

3. Man 1: yo' wanna get some weed?

Man 2: yeah how much?

Man 1: a kell?

Man 2: fuck yeah!
by fankymadmanfuckhead December 20, 2011
 
3.
To be extremely awkward and make others feel awkward because your so weird. To still live with mommy in your mid 20's cause your so awkward.
"Yo Tim is so awkward he makes me feel uncomfortable. I swear he is a Kell."
"He is of drinking age and still lives with his mommy? he is no doubt a Kell"
by Mike Boog July 31, 2013
 
4.
Ancient Manuscript that comes the middle ages. Representing Chi-Ro, XP, or if you will, the Greek form of Christ's name according to Matthew. 680 pages of very detailed art work. One of the most detailed manuscripts to come from the western side of the world.
The original book of Kells resides in Dublin Ireland in the halls of Trinity College. Where I would truly like to attend college.
by KellyGean April 07, 2010
 
5.
The act of taking a pee on someone.
look guys, I just took a Kells on that 8 year old. Quick, someone grab their camera phone.
by N8twon Da Cheph February 15, 2007
 
6.
A highly desperate attempt at a nickname for the name Kelly and also only one letter shorter....
Random: Hey Kell!
Kelly: Hi
by the idiot in your cereal April 17, 2008
 
7.
woman mastermind with the power to "woo" any woman to with his chessey chat up lines and "peter andre" esc moves....
Kells :your eyes are more beautiful than heaven itself.

Girl :oh, take me kells, TAKE ME!
by The Master September 22, 2003