To possess the following less than desirable traits - including, but not limited to:
Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*
* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.
Solicitation; bogarting bathroom; bringing skanks… & leaving skanks; snuggling; making messes… & not cleaning messes; going shirtless, indiscriminately taking what A Kelley wants, (not being funny).*
* Portion of definition under review. As, some people find A Kelley and his wenis, quite humorous.
Stop being such a Kelley! You left that skank here a week ago, I didn’t even know you left. Last time I saw you, you were shirtless with a bag of stolen meat locked up in my bathroom the 8th time that day…
by Barbie, G; Et Al June 19, 2023
The most beautiful girl in the world. She has my heart. She holds it for me and one day I hope she will return it, along with hers. She is a vision of beauty, of kindness, gentleness and is the most sexy woman you will ever see. She will always be my girl, I will always be her boy. I will wait for her forever.
There is no comparison to Kelley.
by your.boy.forever February 5, 2010
Tall, slender, brown hair, brown eyes, dances to the beat of her own drum, intelligent, crazy, stylish, loves horses, can't live without dutch bros, permanent chocolate spilled on her left boob, tells it how it is, stubborn, is a tard and an amazing friend.
by Three Muska-tards October 8, 2010
An artistic, athletic, caring, sweet, witty, and extremely good-looking individual who has endless patience and is able to bring total fun into any event.
A person who people wish they were.
Not a wuss. There we go.
Love you.
Peace.
A person who people wish they were.
Not a wuss. There we go.
Love you.
Peace.
by sullen_behaviour January 14, 2013
by gamezz December 7, 2011
There are only about 167 girls like Kelley in the USA...yes that's right...one in a million.
Tall, sweet, intuitive, sensitive, considerate and caring. Blonde on blue model-like looks coupled with the brains of a engineer, the innocence of an angel and the body of a bikini model. Her smile outshines the sun, her ice-blue eyes draw you into an emotion of true joy that is punctuated with an incredibly subtle and welcoming laugh. This is the person that you need to know. A person that will make your life instantly more happy....even if it is just a passing "hello". This is Kelley.
Tall, sweet, intuitive, sensitive, considerate and caring. Blonde on blue model-like looks coupled with the brains of a engineer, the innocence of an angel and the body of a bikini model. Her smile outshines the sun, her ice-blue eyes draw you into an emotion of true joy that is punctuated with an incredibly subtle and welcoming laugh. This is the person that you need to know. A person that will make your life instantly more happy....even if it is just a passing "hello". This is Kelley.
A guy: "Did you see that girl just pass us?"
His buddy: "Yeah...wow, she looked like an angel.
A guy: "Wow, I think I've just been "Kelleyed!".
His buddy: "Yeah...wow, she looked like an angel.
A guy: "Wow, I think I've just been "Kelleyed!".
by We Were Just... November 16, 2016
A hardo who attends the Kelley School of Business. They are really good at school, which they LOVE to flex, but are weird with the girls. These people probably work at an accounting company, such as KPMG, and show their pride whenever they possibly can: like wearing the company’s backpack. An average “Joe” would be considered a Kelley Boner.
Hey man want to go out tonight?
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
No sorry bro, I need to talk up KPMG and study for the CPA.
Wow, your such a Kelley Boner.
by JaredsSubway October 26, 2019