Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

Kellaway Kock Kleaner by Melong January 21, 2019

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reece kellaway

Name given to kings..
Perfection, perfectionist
Known for being a generous lover, Great in bed..
All knowing.
Caring, considerate, helping person.
Life of the party.

I wish I was a good as Reece Kellaway..

Omg did you see that king.. Reece Kellaway.

That party was lame until Reece Kellaway showed up.

You want some mind blowing sex, sleep with Reece Kellaway he will make your legs tingle and your heart race all night..

reece kellaway by Anonymous ozzie March 21, 2018

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Kelloway

When you take the absolute worst course of action upon solving an issue or tackling a situation.

-There is the right way, the wrong way, then there is the Kelloway (The good, the bad and the ugly).

Davey took the Kelloway approach breaking up with his girlfriend by leaving her stranded on a distant trip instead of simply telling her is over.

Kelloway by ziggy bullwhip February 16, 2009

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Kellawasted

Kellawasted (adjective) - to be inebriated beyond the point of no return, causing giggles, nausea, and wreckage. Often the onset of this state is caused by severe social trauma and an inability to put on big-girl pants and say "Fuck this shit, I'll do it anyway."

Nigga you was Kellawasted last night. You pissed in this fat bitch's drink and said "Drink up Bear Grylls!"

Kellawasted by Kellygirl71 May 12, 2014