Kelloway

When you take the absolute worst course of action upon solving an issue or tackling a situation.

-There is the right way, the wrong way, then there is the Kelloway (The good, the bad and the ugly).

Davey took the Kelloway approach breaking up with his girlfriend by leaving her stranded on a distant trip instead of simply telling her is over.

Kelloway by ziggy bullwhip February 16, 2009

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Kelloway

When a guy cries because he broke up with his gf.

Yo man Steve got dumped on saturday, he's pulling a Kelloway

Kelloway by MS3 November 23, 2003

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skye kelloway

a beautiful girl that l love very much and she loves harry potter very much

i love skye kelloway

skye kelloway by ur nan is my grandad March 18, 2019

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Kellaway Kock Kleaner

A microwave warmed baby wipe, used to clean your balls after a rough cottage weekend.

Also can be made by leaving said baby wipe on your trucks vent and using after a 36 hour plowing shift, so your honeybunch, "might" give you some when you get home.

I used Kellaway Kock Kleaner on my balls this morning. She was really on me to get home, so I think I'm getting some.

Kellaway Kock Kleaner by Melong January 21, 2019

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reece kellaway

Name given to kings..
Perfection, perfectionist
Known for being a generous lover, Great in bed..
All knowing.
Caring, considerate, helping person.
Life of the party.

I wish I was a good as Reece Kellaway..

Omg did you see that king.. Reece Kellaway.

That party was lame until Reece Kellaway showed up.

You want some mind blowing sex, sleep with Reece Kellaway he will make your legs tingle and your heart race all night..

reece kellaway by Anonymous ozzie March 21, 2018

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Nutshot

It is said of the situation where a person has the bad luck to make contact with his testicles against an undefined surface or object, intentioned or not.
Given the nature of the word, it is more appropriate to design cases where the interaction is made with a moving object, for example, a ball.
Although it is extremely painful for the victim, it tends to be considerably funny to people who witness it.

Today in the baseball game the pitcher took a nutshot; the baseball hit him in the nuts.

Man, I just watched the funniest nutshot video ever.

Nutshot by Uberflaven March 1, 2009

Word of the Day on June 26, 2026

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Nerd neck

A "human" that spends so much time playing video games that their posture is level nerd neck. Everytime anyone goes tryhard they hunch down and their neck gets longer there fore a nerd neck is always hunched down cause they're always going try hard. In other words a nerd neck is a try hard, since their neck is 100% longer than the average human being due to playing too many video games and taking them serious, nerd necks are not even considered human anymore but something more sad. Nerd necks are often found on fortnite, their natural habitat usually being tilted towers.

What a fucking nerd neck!

He is building so fast, nerd neck!

Looser more like a nerd neck ha!

Nerd neck by D Sandwich Maker February 5, 2019

Word of the Day on June 25, 2026

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