Kellawasted (adjective) - to be inebriated beyond the point of no return, causing giggles, nausea, and wreckage. Often the onset of this state is caused by severe social trauma and an inability to put on big-girl pants and say "Fuck this shit, I'll do it anyway."
Nigga you was Kellawasted last night. You pissed in this fat bitch's drink and said "Drink up Bear Grylls!"
by Kellygirl71 May 12, 2014