Keillored 

When you're expecting one thing, but get another, unpleasant thing instead.

Origin: When turning the radio to NPR and hearing Garrison Keillor's Prairie Home Companion instead of news or another program.

I turned on NPR the other day and thought Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me would be on, but I got Keillored.

Keillored by 298ckc9f9392k September 14, 2010

Kellered 

Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.

Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.

Tommy has had a spring in his step since he got Kellered last Tuesday.

Kellered by I saw penis March 7, 2014

Hellen Kellered 

The level of drunkenness one reaches when he/she is blacked out and is no longer able to pronunciate words in any sort of fashion. In other words the persons are blind / deaf / dumb.

Sir Tommy Pickles: Dude, check out Roxy! She's hitting on everyone, falling all over the place and I can't even understand a word she's saying.

Mo'Nasty: I know dude! She is completely "Hellen Kellered" right now.

Hellen Kellered by KingKrule January 2, 2012

Kellered 

To be so drunk that one is unable to speak, see, or hear, such as how Helen Keller was unable to do any of those things.

"Yo man I'm gonna get soooo kellered tonight that I'm still gonna be drunk when I go to work tomorrow."

Kellered by Lorne Park Drinking Team June 9, 2007

Hellen Kellered 

When you are getting head, and pull your dick out and cum in the girls eyes. While you're doing this you clap you're hands over her ears (ya know hard enough so she cannot hear for a little bit). Now she can't see or hear, just like Hellen Keller!

I Hellen Kellered your Mom last night.

Hellen Kellered by Pat Phillips April 20, 2008

Hellen Kellered 

When you pull a lower vehicle into a spot with a curb and feel your way forward until you hit something.

Collin Powell totally Hellen Kellered that curb with his $97K Fisker Karma.

Hellen Kellered by Jalopnik December 26, 2011

Essendon Keillor College

A local high school where year 10 date year 8

Essendon Keillor College - Mohammed Hassen and meyron

Essendon Keillor College by Ekc _unknown October 17, 2018