A school filled with TikTok stars and boys with 3 inch penises. Most girls shop at Southlake Town square or urban to be “quirky”. Everyone looks the same. The black population is 1%. Many vape meet ups in the bathroom stalls. Most girls also have STD’s. Also throw really weird parties with shitty music. Total weed eaters will pay 20 a g for sure. In general keller is weird as fuck wouldn’t associate at all.
Engaging in or witnessing sexual interactions involving ocular enthusiast and foremost god of gay porn, Colby Keller.
Results include being overcome by a combination of lust, awe, emotional fulfillment, and mild to moderate asphyxia. Similar to the experience of eating a large and lovely cake.
A person who is super awesome, actually, indescribable, because they’re so cool. Words aren’t even enough to describe them and all the awesomeness that they possess.
“Hey did you meet that super cool, super funny and talented girl?”
“Oh ya she’s a total Kelera, and also definitely the favourite child in the family”
Burned Out Hippie: Dude, Keller rocks!
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: Yeah, wanna hit this bowl?
Burned Out Hippie: cough cough Those are some headies.
Burned Out Hippie's Friend: This is "the best feeling in the world."
Sweet, unique, special, and funny are a few words to describe him. When you look into his eyes you fall in love all over again. No girl can resist his smile. Every time he smiles he lights upthe room.