To be really cool. To be f'n awesome!
Cough, cough, this shit's keel!
by Hunk Bergundy August 20, 2007
To be paddled across the ass.
You better bring the car back without a scratch or I will keel you.
by Agent019 January 03, 2008
anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.
woah she's one heck of a mrs keel you should've seen what i caught her doing at 5 in the morning!!!
by sciberras(Y) April 30, 2009