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12.
anybody with the surname keel who is a female teacher is a mrs/miss/ms keel. They are all evil! They all keep real cow lungs in their fridges! they eat dog poo for breakfast and make out with multiple flavoured cheesecakes at 5 in the morning.
woah she's one heck of a mrs keel you should've seen what i caught her doing at 5 in the morning!!!
by sciberras(Y) April 30, 2009
 
1.
How Ren pronounces 'Kill'
Steempy I weel keel you!
by Bastardized Bottomburp July 20, 2003
 
2.
A person with an egg head or bald
Look at that Keel over there
Check that proper Keel
He's got a proper Keel head
Keel! Keel! Egg Head! (Chant)
by Keel egg head Parker March 14, 2013
 
3.
too fall foward
i dont know she tryna sleep sittin up she bout ta keel ova out that chair
by slim lil sexi one April 01, 2004
 
4.
one of the gentlemen. usually the life of the schlan party. the one not outside rolling around in the mud. usually the one getting the most schwasted.
Dude! How are we supposed to have a successful Schlan Party with no Keels?

Keels is to the gentlemen, as rope is to jump rope.
by Mr. Keels February 16, 2007
 
5.
process of determination, to dispurse into the unknown, die. Known only to germ cells.
that germ cell wanted to keel gone thanks to lysol and cleanex.
by europopian April 24, 2009
 
6.
KEEL is how towl heads say KILL
"Silence!, I Keel You!"
by ladyphilosophy December 01, 2012
 
7.
to hump like there's no tomorrow
person 1: IMMA KEEL YOU

person 2: YUM
by candyluvr5 December 20, 2009