keanue

A man who does not know when to shut up

Man that guys such a Keanue today.

by Keanu 123 December 12, 2016

keanu

having a really blank look on your face, and not showing any emotion.

"That kid sitting on the couch over there looks so keanu."
"Yeah I don't think he knows anyone here he's probably really bored."

by Scraw April 14, 2009

keanu

1. A good actor
2. Does have emotion.

Why dont u just leave Keanu Reeves alone? Dipshit urself, u spending ur time dissing ppl, what losers!

by jacky March 11, 2004

keanu

(n.) the grouping of chest hair that grows predominantly around the nipples.

"my keanu is out of control...time to trim"

by im.e.kiwi April 14, 2010

keanu

Speed, methamphetamine, crystal

"That dude is on a good one"
"Yeah man he's tweaking on that Keanu. "

by Chadap April 1, 2016

Keanued

Being so stoned....it makes everything like,"Whoooa!"

dude......I can't...I'm so Keanued right now.

by mutzilla April 20, 2011

keanu

Keanu is a big fat who loves staying inside longing for his dad to come home until his dad returns he will be a keyboard warrior and defend his council house until his death.This fat fucker loves eating snacks

keanu is fat

by fat snake June 12, 2018