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Kaveen will tell you he's black. Technically, he's brown, and Sri Lankan. His love for Kanye West does give him some hope, but his full black potential will never be fulfilled unless he succumbs to the colonel. Not eating KFC makes him a woman, yet healthy, but nevertheless a woman.
Friend: "Would you like to indulge in a meal from KFC today, Kaveen?"
Kaveen: "No, I'm a woman."
by His penis May 07, 2013