KartPhonics II 

continued from KartPhonics

1. Mario - First son; A Brother
2. Luigi - The Asshole; A Brother
3. Peach - Whore
4. Toad - The Dealer; Shroom-man
7. Wario - The Godfather; The Daddy
8. Bowser - Daddy's pet bitch
Murder Inc - Collectively speaking, Wario, Mario and Luigi
Mob Hit - any strike against a human kart player by Mario, Luigi or Wario

1. Single Green Shell - NA
2. 3 Green Shells - A Gauntlet. The item that one can be most creative with
3. Single Red Shell - Seeker
4. 3 Red Shells(if your player is ready to take a beating) - Red Death; Red Fuck
5. Single Banana - Facial
6. Banana Strand - Golden Shower
7. Fake Present - Bomb
8. Blue Shell - #1; Major Fuck
9. Single Mushroom - Fucking Worthless
10. Unlimited Mushroom - A Bad Trip; Drunk Driving
11. Lightning - When used strategically on certain courses, The Ultimate Fuck

Road Load - On Toad's Turnpike, hitting a banana and sliding into a moving vehicle. Not as Bad as a sweet load, but just as fun to watch since a chain reaction of car crash fuck-ups can, and often do, follow.
Snow Load - On Frappe Snowland, hitting a banana and sliding into a snowman.
Bloody Facial - Yes, this one is a stretch. This occurs when 2 characters are in a virtual tie during the race, and one fires a seeker. The seeker advances forward, then backward into the face of the other kart player. Very satisfying to watch your adversary take a bloody facial

Jim: I'm going to hand you your ass today in Kart. Loser buys a pack of smokes and the next case.
Brian: I'll set up a road load on the first lap. Hooked on KartPhonics II bitch!

KartPhonics II by sciflyer.25 August 27, 2014

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.

"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."

Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004

schmegegge 

Yiddish slang word meaning bullshit, baloney, hogwash, nonsense, crock of shit or hot air.

I don't buy the schmegegge about Morty sleeping with Moira.
His version of the story was pure schmegegge.
The whole schmegegge was made up to get Liz a little bit of attention.

schmegegge by budsbabe February 1, 2008

eye bleach 

Looking or experiencing something nice after witnessing something horrid like a disgusting gif or a disturbing video. Typically used as eye bleach are nice images of whatever makes the disturbed person happy.

"Bleach my eyes! Why is that woman's face ripped off!?"
*Looks up images of puppies and kittens.*
"That's good eye bleach."

eye bleach by Rini2012 November 29, 2016

Stroad

Noun. Portmanteau of "street" and "road": it describes a street, er, road, built for high speed, but with multiple access points. Excessive width is a common feature. A common feature in suburbia, especially along commercial strips. Unsafe at any speed, their extreme width and straightness paradoxically induces speeding. Somewhat more neutral than synonymous traffic sewer.

Did you see what the traffic engineers want to do to our street? They're going to turn it into a total stroad!

Stroad by hammersklavier February 21, 2012

giantess 

a female giant about 20 feet or more

she will either play with you crush you use you a slave or eat you

giantess by Tonyt September 8, 2004