JEFF: "OK, let me take off my pants"
JEFF's Penis: "CLAP,CLAP,CLAP,CLAP"
Kappa Slappa’s are usually found in groups of 3 or more – although one will occasionally break from the pack. This type of behaviour usually occurs when the Slappa in question is attracted to a male of the same species (see Tezzer). This liaison will, in the least, result her being “fingered” behind the local nightclub – however the usual outcome is pregnancy – and alas further drain on the UK’s benefit system.
Lad B: Which one is Tracy again?
Lad A: You know the Kappa Slappa two years below us!
chav 1: yea.
11:00 kappa slappa says to chav 2: do you wanna shag?
chav 2: yea
(repeat every two hours)
Clothing is sportswear like male chavs and they wear heavy make-up. They will have tatoos and most will either be pregnant or would have already had a baby. Every single one is sexually active and have a thing for violent hooligans who deal drugs and steal cars.
Common in town centres and dodgy streets and are often seen with their male counterparts drinking cider and smoking weed. Most are aged between 12-19 and most younger ones (12-15) date men in their late twenties who are in the Army.
Prime enemy is the Gothic/Greb girl who wears all black. Despite wearing too much jewellery and make-up some Kappa-Slappas can be attractive compared to Gothic/Greb girls however most Kappa-Slappas cannot pronounce words very well and swear so that is the big put off plus when it comes to relationships they are hard to trust and will cheat on anyone they date but this is usually done t the same time as their boyfriend is cheating on them.
"I hate that b**** am gonna smak ha coz she keeps starin at my lad"
"Look at dat mingin goff b**** am gonna smak ha"