The act of having your meeting hijacked, in favor of a convoluted and meandering presentation of impractical concepts that can never be implemented. Also a term for a discussion that impacts you, but does not include you.
by GSIinteractive November 6, 2008
a faux boss; one who THINKS he is sick, while in reality, he is not. an illegitimate muffdiver. performs random acts associated with the phrases "butt pirate" and "uphill gardener".
Kang #1:Wuddup pimp, your such a kang because your cadillac pimpin all the beezies.
Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
Kang #2:Ahh son I already know. i think they want me to skeet skeet on them with my two foot penis. good thing i had soggy waffles with my wheaties this morning.
by Bob Jeagermeister June 8, 2007
by esilv November 6, 2013
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It's a love potion created by Southeast Asian witch doctors. The woman first lovingly cooks a bowl of rice. She then squats over it, sans clothes. And lets her womanly essence mix with the steam of the rice, then feeds it to her man. He is supposed to never leave her and be at her beck & call
"Scum's girlfriend hits him but he still sticks around and claims he's in love with her!"
" Confirm nasi kang kang!"
" Confirm nasi kang kang!"
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