Kanab

A little town in the middle of no where (utah) that has a multitude of fat "cowboys" who shoot animals and put their heads on the wall.

WARNING:

most people here are superficial mormons.

beware of jocks that haven't been anywhere but kanab.

by okwhatevermynameisnotimportant July 24, 2008

Kanab

A little town in the middle of no where (utah) that has a multitude of fat "cowboys" who shoot animals and put their heads on the wall.

WARNING:

most people here are superficial mormons.

beware of jocks that haven't been anywhere but kanab.

by somebodyinaplaceorsomething July 24, 2008

Kanabers

a way to guard a seat for under 7 minutes.

Austin-Hey, can you get me a pop?
Conor-Sure Austin (before he gets up from the chair) Kanabers!
Caroline-(Sits in Conor's chair)
Austin-You cannot sit there, Conor called Kanabers.
Conor-(Comes back and the chair is safe and empty.)

by Conor McNamara May 22, 2008

kanabize

to defenestrate into a wood-chipper

This word was invented the incredible English teacher Paul Kanaby. May God bless him for gracing the English language with such a poetic term.
Someday I will kanabize Mr. Kanaby and demonstrate to him what an incredible gift he has given the English language.

by cjboss97 February 26, 2012

Kanab, UT

This town is 81 miles East of St.George, UT. It is surrounded by Zion National Park, Lake Powell, Bryce Canyon, and the Grand Canyon. Tourism is very common.

Kanab is the most boring place on earth if you live there. The majority of the population is trailer trash. Kanab has one stoplight. Lots of meth

I drove through some small ass town called Kanab, UT on my way to Lake Powell.

by breezkneez May 8, 2011