A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
"It's hard to get away from a Kamon." (I have actually said this)
by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
A Kamon is someone whose purest joy is derived from making others uncomfortable and surprised, yet everyone loves them. Except for people who hate being made uncomfortable or surprised. Clever, bizarre, and spontaneous, the Kamon carries with him a substantial bubble butt that he uses to push others out of his way, often in the bathroom. Sneaks up on others flawlessly...may claim they are a ninja. They probaby are. Well-versed in RPGs, the Marvel universe, and Japanese swords, they can take you down and keep you down. The Kamon, when making faces, will shock and delight you; when it smiles, you will want a hug. Has a weakness for redheads and is master of "That's what she said" jokes. Totally gross yet unbelievably attractive, the Kamon is the life of the party with their crazy antics, witty humor, ultra-creepiness, and intrisic awesomer-than-awesome-sause-ness.
Victim - "Who is humping my leg slowly and forcefully whilst complimenting my choice of socks in a whisper?"
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
Friend - "Oh, it's just a Kamon."
by Cake of Carrots February 5, 2010
An sarcastic interjection used for garnering the attention or a single person or group. Verbal emphasis is a must when pronouncing the "k" in "kamon".
by brent_h July 30, 2009
a true pussy. won't do shit if you step to them. loves anal getting anal and often gay but hasn't come outta the closet. one who enjoys baseball and basketball and sometimes football. mostly tall and awkward and insecure about themselves. are often sexual predators.
1)mom, that the neighbor is a registered kamon and it scares me.
2)that fagget is such a kamon and every one knows he is.
2)that fagget is such a kamon and every one knows he is.
by phillip johnson69 August 24, 2008
by RealDankMaster February 23, 2016
very sexy and skinny;loves adventure time;likes hardcore bands like the black dahlia murder and has blonde hair;really cool
Girl 1:who was that really sexy guy that just walked by
Girl 2: Oh, That's Kamon. Doesn't he have such pretty hair?
Girl 2: Oh, That's Kamon. Doesn't he have such pretty hair?
by Arielrose November 26, 2012
An avatar in the virtual world Second Life. Known as one of the best fighters and aerobatic flyers on the Teen Grid, using standard-issue or very low-detail weaponry. Currently a part of the military known as ASR, which is currently led by Shawn Hutchinson.
Avatar1- Man, i tried to raid Bannockburn today, there was one person on the map there, thought it would be cake. Dude, I couldn't even make it over the wall without getting shot.
Avatar2- Lemme guess... Kamon Seelowe was the guy?
Avatar1- Yep, even after I brought three officers with me he still won, with a semi-auto pistol!
Avatar2- Ouch, don't try that again
Avatar2- Lemme guess... Kamon Seelowe was the guy?
Avatar1- Yep, even after I brought three officers with me he still won, with a semi-auto pistol!
Avatar2- Ouch, don't try that again
by Kamon Seelowe February 9, 2009