Kallie

Penguin body built bitch that don’t cook or clean

Single digit IQ
Doesn’t take care of her kids

Money hungry broke bitch

Supersize me fast food diet ass hoe

Lies about anything to sound relevant

Brags about being a slut in high school

Fucked a guy on a billboard

Possibly into incest

Tells shitty stories

Has a crooked pussy

Kallie bitch ass hoe

by Metrobmad September 10, 2023

Kallie

An female that comes off as a tease, and has multiple boyfriends.

She's a kallie for sure...

by Kallie6969696969 April 15, 2010

Kallie

Kallie is a retard and loves Garrett

I love Garrett hi I am Kallie and I am a retard

by Ella. Mark774 April 24, 2020

Kallie

The most beautiful girl ever. She is extremely ripped and loves to workout. She may have a heart condition but that doesn't slow her down. She loves Disney, sometimes a little too much. Kallie may be a little guarded at times but she will let you see the real her eventually. Kallie has beautiful red hair that only adds to her uniqueness. But most importantly, her ass is almost as thick as her heart.

"Damn, that Kallie must workout"
"Damn bro, if you got a Kallie never let her go"

by Madison_H November 20, 2019

Kallie

A white girl who likes black dick, sends nudes for money, and fucks her mom.

I would hate to be a Kallie.

by Sharktaildiver420 May 13, 2020

Kalli

1. A kalli is an exquisite deep thinking woman that's honest. Too honest – often blunt. A kalli is always laughing and extremely intelligent, quick witted and skilled in sarcasm. Although kallis feel just as deep as they think, they avoid being vulnerable as they see it as a sign of weakness and would rather ninja chop you in the face than admit they have actual feelings.

2. Known descendant of Scythians, Amazon women and Spartan warriors

3. A rare, magical, mystical creature that only comes around once in a lifetime (also see definition unicorn)

4. The name Kalli is of Greek/ Spartan origin, and Kalli means " fairest, most beautiful, beautiful, lovely"

It's extremely rare to find a woman with all the characteristics of a kalli.

You better get you a kalli.

by KRae57 December 20, 2016

Kally

The cutest girl you will ever see, she can either be your best friend or an amazing lover. No matter what happens to her you won’t leave her at all, wether friend or lover. She is too easy to love, and every time you see her you will just want to kiss her or something. She’s shy in the cutest way possible, with the best personality and a huge music lover. She’s so sweet and kind, but loves video games, and will make you feel truly loved. Once your in her grasp you can’t leave, but it’s the most lovable grasp you can ever be in.

Guy 1: Who’s this new lady your dating now?

Guy 2: it’s just not a new lady, it’s Kally

Guy 1: Aw hell man, you know all the other guys wanted her

by You know who I am pal March 4, 2018