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boy who can't take a joke, is skinny/boney, super tall, kinda good at basketball, huge cluts, acts like he's 2 years old, confused about his race, can be kind on leap years, and VERY arrogant.
Don't be such a Kalleb!

girlfriend: I'm breaking up with you!
boyfriend: Why?
girlfriend: Because you are such a Kalleb!
by Tequito Boy December 05, 2010

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