Kalian 

1. The last name of the gods. Possibly the greatest way to describe a human. It is a name of such great honor and nobility that the sound of the noise touching your ear turns your mind to a gaseous diamond. The name is only bestowed upon the purest, most amazing souls of the world.

2. A Persian tobacco smoking pipe in which smoke is passed through water.

"That man, Terrin, he is so great he might be immortal. his last name must be Kalian"

"Yo dude, give me another hit of that kalian"

Kalian by TheAwesome June 11, 2008

The Kalian Effect 

When you look at someone who isn't looking at you, and you look away right as they look at you, and you have to do an awkward looking back to make eye contact so you don't look like a stalker.

Athaniel: Looking at AJ's body whilst he is not looking.
AJ turns to make eye contact while Athaniel is looking away, then turns again to look into the eyes of AJ.
AJ: You just did the Kalian Effect, but it's still creepy.

The Kalian Effect by UncleBenDiesLOL November 18, 2019

Kaliningrad 

A piece of land completely separated from the rest of Russia.
Prior to Russia owning it It was formerly owned by Germany until its surrender in WW2.
Kaliningrad is modern day Prussia and although Prussia was german Kaliningrad’s demographics is now mostly russian so the likelyhood of Kaliningrad joining germany or being independent from Russia is unlikely especially with Vladimir Putin currently in power.

The glory days Prussia is gone and all we have left is Kaliningrad.

Kaliningrad by Fadeider April 21, 2022

Kalinda 

Kalinda is the smart, sexy, loving, kindhearted kind of person.
After you've got to know her you will probably fall in love with her.
You should treat this girl like she's special, because she actually is.

"Woah! Who was that cutie?!"

"Yeah, that's Kalinda"

"Dude, I wish I could get girls like her, shes damn sexy"

"Yeah, she's an angel"

Kalinda by YouKnowWho^^ January 14, 2013

Kalia 

Kalia is flower in Hawaiian. In most cases girls with the name kalia are beautiful and kind hearted individuals with old souls who can be a blessing to your life....I'd suggest that if you ever get the chance to meet one ,you hold on to them because a girl like this is rare.

"Man I need to get me a kalia" said Nate.

Kalia by AlwaysRight34 January 14, 2017

kaline

Kaline's are very sweet loving and caring.They tend to care way to much sometimes about everyone else but themselves. They would most times give you the shirt right off their back.When in groups there very shy and self conscious but once warmed up are the life of the party loud funny and fun.Most Kalines are spontaneous and love adventure.In the bedroom there very private but a tad on the freaky side but love to cuddle up to their other half to a great love movie and have that one on one time with the one they love. Kalines are hard-working and pretty independent but would love to have the man/woman of their dreams sweep them off their feet and take control and take care of them in every aspect of life. Kalines are also known to have a sixth sense and have been told they might have some psychic abilities.on a scale of 1-10 Kaline's are rated at 9.9 for perfection if you are ever lucky enough to meet a Kaline hold on tight and dont let go she would be someone you want on your side.Shes probably the most trusting friend/lover/child/parent you will ever meet.

Kaline where do you want to go to dinner this evening?

kaline by Kaline May 4, 2017

kaljantai 

Kaljantai is a finnish name of the day u get drunk.
It can be any day of the week.

Yayyy, it's kaljantai today !

kaljantai by iippa February 27, 2009