Top Definition
1. The last name of the gods. Possibly the greatest way to describe a human. It is a name of such great honor and nobility that the sound of the noise touching your ear turns your mind to a gaseous diamond. The name is only bestowed upon the purest, most amazing souls of the world.

2. A Persian tobacco smoking pipe in which smoke is passed through water.
"That man, Terrin, he is so great he might be immortal. his last name must be Kalian"

"Yo dude, give me another hit of that kalian"
by TheAwesome June 11, 2008

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