A super nice, cute guy with a gorgeous smile who will never realise when chicks like him. talented, funny and a general great friend. super funny to get slammed with.
by RRRRRaaawe. April 05, 2010

A pretty cool guy who loves to have fun, and loves to please people. He is super smart, and loves the outdoors.
by hottiemommie February 11, 2010

Some Guy-"Kainen Is Such A Good Guy"
by WhatIsANickname June 02, 2018

A dirty kainen is when someone sticks their penis in the snow till it freezes and then sticks it inside of his girlfriend/boyfriend
by FuckNut09 December 04, 2022

Teacher: Kainen, are you working put the formula of Carbon Dioxide?
Kainen: Huh? Yes I am!
Other Student: Search up Florida Man on Urban Dictionary
Kainen: Huh? Yes I am!
Other Student: Search up Florida Man on Urban Dictionary
by Definitely_Not_Kainen October 19, 2021

A dirty kainen is when some one bleaches their pubes and then proceeds to smoke copious amounts of crack while humping a snow-orphan.
by FuckNut09 December 04, 2022
