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funky konging 

To do a girl from behind until the point of climax while wearing sunglasses, then promptly smash a surfboard on her head. Then beating your chest while yelling out "Yow, Yow". Afterward pull out a banana so you can really go to town.
Yow, Yow. Dude you should try funky konging tonight with Vanessa
funky konging by funkyKong69 March 17, 2017

Donkey Konging 

Donkey Konging is used as a verb.

1. Informal term to convey that one is playing the game Donkey Kong.
2. Any type of vag obliterating sexual technique.
3. Donkey Kong, Donkey Konging, or Donkey Konged can be substituted for almost any verb to spice up your sentences and make everything you say sound

disgusting.
1. I was Donkey Konging myself all last night.

2. I was Donkey Konging my girlfriend last night and boy, were there flecks of vagina and blood all over the walls!

3. I'm going to Donkey Kong you when I get there.

kwonning out 

backing out or bailing on pre-existing plans
person 1: hey man are you still coming out with us tonight?
person 2: no I think I'm gonna stay in tonight
person 1: man don't tell me you're kwonning out
kwonning out by cellyhard77 June 12, 2017
Slathering peanut butter on the penis for oral sex
Konging is much, much easier to do with with creamy than it is with crunchy.
konging by mizezslo June 1, 2019

donkey kongin' 

phenotic spelling (dong-kee kɔŋ-ing)

Verb

The act of lifting an empty keg above one's head, and pursing a busy section of a party with it in the previously stated position. If one so desires they may also choose to throw the keg from this position at the person who tapped the keg (for they are the kremlin.)

History:

Donkey Kong--who paid 5 dollars to get into a house party--became enraged when he found that the person in front of him had tapped the keg-- after realizing this, his first impulse was to chase the kremlin with the keg raised high above his head, in hopes to assault the beast.

a formal thanks must be given to a friend-Tony-who first successfully completed the action.
John: Shit man where'd the keg go.

Steve: Dude, Paul ran off donkey kongin' that shit to get that fuckin' kremlin Dan.

John: Oh word? He's totally fucked.

kwonoing 

The act of drinking as many red dragon shots as possible in as short of period of time as humanly possible
I was kwonoing so hard last night that I'm pretty sure I died, twice
kwonoing by Theonewhoknocks77 March 9, 2016