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acronym for "keeping my fingers crossed"
I hope you do well on the test Tuesday. KMFC
by zpf21q December 07, 2010
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Cleveland Steamer Plush

The vengeful act of crapping on a lover's chest while they sleep.

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Kitty 'Mother F*ck1ng' Crowbar
Dude, that jammer just got KMFC'ed up!
by Esotic February 16, 2009
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Golden Shower Plush

He's warmer than you think.

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A swine bag. A person so vile that her stench makes your eyes water. Someone who's very existence makes you want to vomit everywhere. Her personality is so attrocious that plunging a knife into your throat would be more fun than holding a conversation with her...
Looking at KMFC is like looking at a nuke you just dropped
by ryan March 04, 2005
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Dirty Sanchez Plush

It does not matter how you do it. It's a Fecal Mustache.

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