KITN 

Kicked in the nuts, the TV show on Channel 101.com. Also known as KITN. Created by Michael Henry and Patrick Henry.

Julie: "Did you catch the latest episode of KITN? It was so friggin' hilarious I just about peed myself!
Christina: Kicked in the nuts? Yeah, I love that guy! I'd love even more to make a kick list for him!

KITN by Christinaweenah November 14, 2007

kitner 

the act of yelling at inanimate objects especially a computer or microwave screaming at them and hitting it

"dude wats she doing ?"
"who Brittany ?"
"yea shes just being a kitner "
"shes weird like that."

kitner by william holder January 29, 2009

Kitnapper 

Someone, usually an ex, who abducts your pet kitten, and sells it on a rehoming site before you get home

"She made it look like the kitten had escaped from the window, but actually she had got a kitnapper to stage it .."
"She did what?!! Fucking hell what a heartless kitnapping cowbag!!".

Kitnapper by Dev.dealio May 13, 2022

Kitna 

1) Distinctly weak.
2) Feminine.
3) A failure.

From the Seattle Seahawks former quarterback John Kitna.

Opposite of hassleback

The Geo Metro is seen by many to be Kitna.

Kitna by Andy Galuska May 13, 2004

jon kitna 

verb. to give away. named after jon kitna, the former seattle, cinci and now lions quarterback who has made an art form of giving footballs and games away.

"i saw that pile of old clothes in your garage, what's up with 'em"

"aw, i'm gonna jon kitna 'em to goodwill"

"loser"

jon kitna by stu in the zoo December 26, 2008

kitna 

Synonymous with the term "bitch"; comes from the last name of football player Jon Kitna, who personifies the being a little bitch

"Fucking kitna!"

kitna by prfectjon March 19, 2003

kitness

a fat lazy vain cow who is REAllY UGLY

but happens to be louness's BM4L!
and tbh he is rather nice!

kitness is lazy vein fat ugly boy who is a BM4L of louness

kitness by louuuise February 2, 2009