Guy: Dude, I got a blowjob last night and I think I saw the light that dying people see.
Guy 2: Shit, you went to Kingdom Cum.
Guy 2: Shit, you went to Kingdom Cum.
by JakesFlannel July 1, 2014
When you are the king of your Castle, you can come anywhere you like therefore you are in Kingdom Come
by Nick Danger Brother January 24, 2022
(beast boy from teen titans Go squirts milk at the judges of the talent show but male cows don't have milk) This is my kingdom cum
by The real press November 2, 2021
Once you see it, you can't unsee it
by PotatoTomato11104 September 14, 2020
Home planet of Lezly from the Big Lez Show. Kingdom Cum was ruled by King Larrinox and his two sons Lezly and Norton. It is currently destroyed. The people of Kingdom Cum (minus the 6) were killed in a massive Choomah outbreak. The planet itself was destroyed by King Larrinox, for reasons currently unknown.
After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
After its destruction only 6 people survived. Those 6 include Lez, Norton, King Larrinox, Clarence, Warning Guy and Sergio.
Bumble Brutus: Go back? Well didn't you know? Kingdom Cum has been destroyed. I'm actually amazed that six of you Kingdom Cummians actually survived.
by Taipan Pete June 28, 2022