Pronounced like cake; because a day without cake is a day without love.

KAKE is the name for four crazy girls who met at Hardin-Simmons University

They are as follows:

Kaity - Compulsive road sign theif and provider of coffee; Professional one woman air band.

Ana - Pixy Stix addict and movie buff. Likes to scare people while brandishing vacuum cleaners and wearing bat wings.

Kristin - OCD expert in Musicology and Expo marker fiend. Currently in a love affair with post-it notes.

Emily - Future motorcycle grandma and resident theologian. Rubber ducky collector and knitting extraordinaire.

KAKE can usually be found wreaking havoc in Wal-Mart, 7-11, McDonald's, or Whataburger; these are known among them as "Our Eternal Saviours Next to Jesus Christ".

KAKE's hobbies include knitting, drinking coffee, dreaming up future tattoos, listening to and making music (sometimes silently in the case of the one woman air band), discussing enthralling subjects such as kangaroos emitting lazer beams from their tales, dancing the Time Warp, and decorating bathrooms with silly messages and drawings in Expo markers.

They are known to hang around with their good friend, Archana, or Archie, who allows KAKE to sample her fabulous cooking. She is known affectionately as Freakazoid.
KAKE lovingly cares for their pet fish, Habbukkuk, who is made of paper and lives on the door of room 405.
Rufus: Let's go to the cool house!

Penelope: What's the cool house?

Rufus: The KAKE house!
by Henrietta Schminderkoff January 17, 2009
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An alternative way to to say "ok" while texting. Cooler than kk, but not as racist as kkk.
Person 1: Bro don't forget the beer tonight
Person 2: kakes
by oborawatabinost December 03, 2014
Gay cartoon creation of Tom of Finland. Notable for his erotic adventures such as "Pants Down, Sailor" or "Raunchy Truckers." KAKE was the ultimate leatherman.
KAKE buggered everyone at the Fisting Fiesta
by Butt Pearson May 22, 2006
short of bukkake, and the name for a group of rich white kids who drop hundreds on poker and sell drugs. They also send random gay shit to one another in their own group chat. The whitest version of a gang imaginable. Also referred to as Kake Nation.
"Did you seriously lose $200 in Hold'em last night?"
"Fuck yeah, dude! Kake, baby!"
by DumbLookinAss May 22, 2016
Originally derived from kk, the shortened version of the abbreviation Ok, and Ok was shortened from the word Okay, which was shortened from Ol' Korrect. Being called Kake occurs from slight resemblance in sound of saying Kk normally as in conversation, through text messaging or in person, at a later point was altered to become the actual word, Kake. Occasionally replaces the word Cake. Another use is to ignore someone but still say something to get them off your back.
Kevin: Hey, don't turn on the TV yet, it's still busted.
Cody: Kake.
by MexiSupreme October 15, 2011
a text lingo used to say ok. similar to kk, just to make it more fun...say kakes
A:can you do me a favor?
B: Kakes
A: thankssss so muchh
by missmarley717 March 24, 2011
prison slang. used in refference to getting ass raped.
"Yo, you hear A.J got his kakes taken?!"

"Chyea homie, I heard that gringo got his kakes pushed in!"
by RocNyoArea May 29, 2007
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