The art of leaving a chick's face completely covered in jizz. So much so that she can hardly breathe.
Oh man, that girl was so hot I totally K-Faced!

She could barely breathe, he K-Faced her so bad!
by Walman January 7, 2011
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The face a pitcher, in baseball, has right before he strikes out a batter. This is comparable to a dunk face in basketball.
Did you see Hudson's K Face when he struck out Ryan Howard last night? Sent him straight to the dugout and made him cry.
by Just4sportsnation April 9, 2011
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A veteran of ketamine.

A person who rivals a dyson when hoovering up powder.

Someone who is similar to an elephant with respect to the kill dose of tranquillisers.
1. "Mother of god... Kernel K-Face is still conscious, that boy is a trooper."

2. "Today... Kernel K-Face was awarded the medal of honour for his bravery in the field of killing brain cells."
by The Crimson Adder May 11, 2010
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