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justining 

1.) The act of eating bacon, an excessive amount of bacon
2.) The act of over glorifying Toyota's. Specifically trucks
3.) Swinging as hard as you can in the block, (in volleyball) without assessing the block

4.) Making out with really ugly girls

5.) Being a jackass about guns and hunting
6.) Being fat
7.) Thinking that Ohio is the greatest place since sliced Germany. Especially Ohio state
Dude, I was justining so hard last night.
Sorry coach, I didn't realize I was Justining.

I've been justining so often I think I have mono.

Its deer season! Time to begin justining!!
justining by meowtown23 October 20, 2014
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Justining 

pretending to like a girl, then ending up being a douchebag who really only wants to get in girls' pants and then forget about them
Neither one, he's justining both of them
Justining by LizzyFoShizz August 20, 2010

Justining 

When you feel so alone that you must swallow down a Nigerian cock like it’s your first meal you have ever received, then proceed to steal puppies for sexual pleasure. Justining is an act usually made by skinny wannabe hood kids who typically smell of shit and have an ass hairier than an uncut grass farm.
Hey man, how you feeling today?
Not so great, I’ve been justining all day and I still don’t feel any better.
Justining by Wet backington May 4, 2020

Justining 

The art of breaking up with your girlfriend going for another girl failing at that relationship going for your old girlfriend and then failing at that one as well
Friend: You’re totally Justining her, should’ve stayed with your first choice

Justining 

When you want to fuck your mom, and everyone else’s mom
Bianca:”I want to Justin right now
Tyler:”bro stop justining”
Justining by Jhonny_boi279 April 11, 2022

Justinrpg 

Slang for a guy who lives in a fantasy world who will often fall in love with imaginary creatures. They can either be human or nonhuman. This type of person is too far gone and will never be in a real relationship so they supplement this by having a relationship with an imaginary creature.
Look at that guy, he is such a Justinrpg. He believes he has a romantic relationship with Rydia from Final Fantasy 4.
Justinrpg by Petra Terabyte November 30, 2011
A man with a big ass cock, who deserves bj's everday from hud girlfriend. And should be given lots of love and kisses by said girlfriend. He is handsome fellow who should be diamond rank on Valorant.
"I am a Justinn...."

"I deserve to be treated like Justinn."
Justinn by ppsnxc October 20, 2021