A bearded red-neck, usually resembling a lumberjack. Often works with boats and buys cheap jewelry. Typically bad drivers and have strange obsessions with bulldogs. Sometimes have tendencies to turn into pedophiles.
Radio: This JUST-IN: Justin was just seen molesting a small child.
Girl: Oh my gosh, did you see that guy Justin?
Girl 2: I totally did! I heard he broke some girl's leg with his car!
Girl 3: He looked like a bearded baboon
-One of the sweetest guys you will ever meet. Any girl would be lucky to call him hers. He's very thoughtful, handsome, hilarious, and adorable. Although he is shy, once he starts to open-up, he will become a great friend. Man of every girls' dreams.