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Goddamn it, do we need another "boy toy" for the ADD-filled suburban preteen girls. especially one who has shallow lyrics, a high pitched voice, skater haircut, gangsta attitude etc.

Worse of all, there's these fangirls that exclaim "Like OMG, ur jus jealousz that ur not as popular as him" or "if you have nothin to say good about bieber, then dont say anything"

Duh, we have freedom of speech. Not everyone will like your new teen sensation, for fuck's sake. Besides, its not like you will marry him.

If he looked like Roseanne Barr, then I bet you won't be as obsessed. But hey, its not like he would be Michael Jackson. No he is not Stevie Wonder. I mean, your other favourite artist the Jonas Brothers, you compared Them to the Beatles but what happened? If he was real good, then why are his fans full of 10 year old girls and soccer moms? think about it.

Simple, we need LESS music that targets the Disney audience. And remember, Justin Bieber is to music as BP is to the global environment.
Belieber:OMG, Justin Bieber is the best singer ever. i will become Mrs. bieber. And all you boys will be jealous of him because he has 40 million preteen girls all over him, especially when he sings shallow songs about love. I mean he is the Music God! No, dont look at me funny. I know music. The more popular, the better, especially the jonas brothers, miley cyrus, taylor swift, etc. Yup Im a belieber.

Person That Has At Least Average Intelligence: Yep, you are smart. NOT!
by Miami BITCH January 13, 2012
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Justin Bieber is a lesbian who was too gay to be on The L Word.
Hey did you know that Justin Bieber is a lesbian not gay?

Why don't they debate that shit on tv coz its worth it?
by daegyparad May 27, 2011
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1) 5 year old kid who masquerades as a 17 year old boy, or girl. His god awful voice is heavily lauded by many teenage fangirls and prepubescent boys, and is hated by everyone else, AKA normal people. Mistakenly referred to as the best singer ever.

2) New nickname for losers.

3) The act of sucking.
1) Stupid Teenage Fangirl: OMG JUSTEEN BEEBER IS THE GRATEST SINGAR EVA!!!11

Me:I'm surrounded by idiots.

2) *after winning a football game* Man, the other team is a bunch of Justin Bieber's.

3) Wow, my little brother Justin Bieber's at this game.
by ThatJerkOverThere January 02, 2012
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Possibly the worst singer that has ever lived on the face of the Earth ever.
Doug! OMG! Thank you so much for getting me these JUstin Bieber tickets! These seats are right next to the stage! I can see him!

Yeah thats why I brought this gun.
by Matt Spouse February 02, 2011
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The 18-year-old lesbian second coming of Donny Osmond, whose fans are pre-pubescent females possessing a secret insecurity about thier pubic hair.
Biebitch: Omggg! Justin Bieber is sooo hawt now! Look at the way he poses on the album cover of "Boyfriend".

Me: You have no fucking taste in music, the music gods laugh at you.

Biebitch: Ugh, Shut up, you're just jealous of him.

Me: BITCH PLEASE! If I was jealous of a lesbian, It'd be my sista kd lang!!!
by spideyrescue July 04, 2012
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A cock sucking fagot who thinks he can sing, but he can't at all. All of his songs go "ooh baby, ooh baby" and the only reason he is probably saying that is cause he is getting ass fucked. He is one of the worst things ever to happen to music along with The Naked Brothers Band, Hannah Montana (whore), Big Time Rush (more like big flaming fagots) and almost everything else from Disney or Nickelodeon.
Dumbass Girl: Did you hear the new Justin Bieber song?

Guy: Oh you mean the cock sucking fagot?

Dumbass Girl: No the cutest guy ever!

Guy: Your a fucking retarded bitch.
by Ricky and Cleatus December 30, 2010
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his girlish voice will make your ears bleed, he will be the cause of the end of the world

Justin Bieber better watch out Chuck Norris will find him and juice his head with his bear hands
Justin Bieber:baby baby baby ohhhhhh!!!
People all over the country: AHHHHHHHH!!!!!my ears are bleeding

Justin Bieber *walking backstage
Chuck Norris spins around in chair "ive been expecting you"
Justin bieber" oh shit"
by NorthParkLOL November 07, 2011
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